{"product_id":"sometimes-you-gotta-be-a-cunt-recovery-humor-tee","title":"\"C.U.N.T. Acronym\" Recovery T-Shirt – Edgy Sobriety Humor \u0026 Core Values | SobrHIGHetyLIFE","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003eHumor as a Shield: The \"C.U.N.T.\" Recovery Acronym Tee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eOwn your recovery with a touch of dark humor in the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"52\"\u003e\"Sometimes you gotta be a C.U.N.T. ....\"\u003c\/b\u003e t-shirt. This bold design empowers the recovery lifestyle by redefining a controversial word into a powerful daily reminder: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"218\"\u003eCan't Use Narcotics Today\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s a humorous way to show exactly what it takes to stay clean and sober.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Values, Bold Style\u003c\/b\u003e The back of the shirt keeps you grounded with our signature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"84\"\u003eHIGH LIFE values\u003c\/b\u003e printed on the reverse side. Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"143\"\u003e100% pure cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, this 5.3 oz lightweight tee is comfortable and breathable, making it perfect for those who use wit as a tool for their sobriety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit\u003c\/b\u003e: Regular unisex model with a round neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/b\u003e: 100% cotton; thin thickness for a lightweight feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: High-contrast graphic with front acronym and back recovery values.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize Note\u003c\/b\u003e: Sizing runs smaller than standard; please review the Size Chart to ensure the correct fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e19.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e50 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e20.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e52.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e21.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e54.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e22.4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e57 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e23.2 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e59 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e26.0 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e66 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e26.8 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e68 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e27.6 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e70 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e28.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e72 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e29.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e74 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e18.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e47 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e19.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e49 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e20.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e51 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e20.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e53 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e21.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e55 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e7.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e18 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e7.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e19 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e7.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e19 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e7.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e20 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e8.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e21 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"item-id\" style=\"display: none;\"\u003egid:\/\/shopify\/Product\/8559007301805\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ODMPOD","offers":[{"title":"Wine Red \/ M","offer_id":45931764089005,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#001","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red \/ L","offer_id":45931764121773,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#002","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red \/ XL","offer_id":45931764154541,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#003","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":45931764187309,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#004","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":45931764220077,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#005","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Black \/ M","offer_id":45931764252845,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#006","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Black \/ L","offer_id":45931764285613,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#007","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Black \/ XL","offer_id":45931764318381,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#008","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45931764351149,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#009","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45931764383917,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#010","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Gray \/ M","offer_id":45931764416685,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#011","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Gray \/ L","offer_id":45931764449453,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#012","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Gray \/ XL","offer_id":45931764482221,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#013","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":45931764514989,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#014","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Gray \/ 3XL","offer_id":45931764547757,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#015","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Pink \/ M","offer_id":45931764580525,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#016","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Pink \/ L","offer_id":45931764613293,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#017","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Pink \/ XL","offer_id":45931764646061,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#018","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":45931764678829,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#019","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":45931764711597,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#020","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lucent White \/ M","offer_id":45931764744365,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#021","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lucent White \/ L","offer_id":45931764777133,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#022","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lucent White \/ XL","offer_id":45931764809901,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#023","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lucent White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45931764842669,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#024","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lucent White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45931764875437,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#025","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flower Gray \/ M","offer_id":45931764908205,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#026","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flower Gray \/ L","offer_id":45931764940973,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#027","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flower Gray \/ XL","offer_id":45931764973741,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#028","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flower Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":45931765006509,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#029","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flower Gray \/ 3XL","offer_id":45931765039277,"sku":"260422PODPQ4358#030","price":19.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/9991\/9789\/files\/d4c94d287fb148bea9ba7e0e6fcdc738.png?v=1776839262","url":"https:\/\/sobrhighetylife-2.myshopify.com\/products\/sometimes-you-gotta-be-a-cunt-recovery-humor-tee","provider":"SobrHIGHetyLIFE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}